- Friend:You've never heard that song before?
- Me:No.
- Friend:What, have you been living under a rock?
- Me:Punk Rock
if i had the money i would pack a suitcase and then go to the airport and then pick a random place and go there i’m just so sick of this town and everyone in it
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594 notesI just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
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9,112 notesdo u realize that guy in the im not okay video got paid to throw a sandwich at frank
like can u imagine him explaining that to his family
hey i got a job as an extra in this video yeah all i have to do is throw a sandwich at an emo and then laugh
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897 notesmatt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names
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