• Friend:You've never heard that song before?
  • Me:No.
  • Friend:What, have you been living under a rock?
  • Me:Punk Rock
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badcgijosh:

My mom just got back from Spain and I guess she missed me or at least missed annoying me because she immediately went to our kitchen, got a banana, and now she keeps holding it out to me saying “phone call for you”
There’s never anyone calling
petewentz-:

JESUS CHRIST

cobainsbitch:

if i had the money i would pack a suitcase and then go to the airport and then pick a random place and go there i’m just so sick of this town and everyone in it 

(via bl-ind)

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splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

(via bl-ind)

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

do u realize that guy in the im not okay video got paid to throw a sandwich at frank

like can u imagine him explaining that to his family 

hey i got a job as an extra in this video yeah all i have to do is throw a sandwich at an emo and then laugh

(via fistmelikeastray)

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everybodyandtelevision:

matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names

(via fistmelikeastray)

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